14. No Ripped Jeans
If you do not want to be roasted by all the tias and nanas, do not wear ripped jeans. Just don't. It's not worth it. The women all team up and discuss how you're trying to be different, that it looks lazy, and why on earth would you pay $30 for jeans that are ripped when you could make some yourself?! Now they do have a point with that, but I'll never admit it to them.